It was with great sorrow that I unintentionally deleted my original post on Italian Insults. I have decided to resurrect this post with research into those fabulous insults again. Fortunately, I have a lot of resources for the endeavor from my novel, The Innamorati.
The Insults:
Pox face shit eater!
Cazzone (Prick)!
You Piece of Spanish shit!
Italian sop!
Pasta-head!
Crab louse! You're sitting on my tits!
Pus-plague sore!
I vomit your insults and throw them at your pox-covered face!
Dio, che pezze di merda!
Old nun's fart!
Saints Hell!
Crab louse, priceless lover of boys,"
F-F-Fuck yourself
Schiffo! Chuido il becco! (shut your beak)
And here is how to describe the simultaneous joy of sex and over-eating.
My sweet sausage!
My mound of polenta!
My veal bone!
"My plate of split figs!
"Culattelo!"
"My torta!"
"My graveyard asparagus!"
Midori Snyder is the author of nine books for children and adults, published in English, French, Dutch, and Italian. She won the Mythopoeic Award for The Innamorati, a novel inspired by early Roman myth and the Italian "Commedia dell'Arte" tradition....
